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October Week 2 Newsletter

October Week 2 Newsletter

Ayooooo we got suspended on Threads today.
 
Wanna know why?
  
 
 
Yeah, so do we.
Alexa, play Since U Been Gone
 
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October Week 1 Newsletter

October Week 1 Newsletter

Social Post of the Week
September Week 4 Newsletter

September Week 4 Newsletter

It doesn’t matter if it’s “My bad” or “she’s delulu.” Slang from any generation will earn you an exaggerated eye roll and an exasperated sigh from a teen. 
 
Although, I did learn something new that I’m totally going to use in my house now: “Fanum tax.” Apparently it’s the “tax” of a friend swiping a bite of your food. I’m going to use it on my kids, no cap. W.
 
[Translation for the oldies: “No cap” = No lies. “W” = Win.]
September Week 3 Newsletter

September Week 3 Newsletter

We're not the only ones who think people who can't park correctly can go to...well, somewhere that's as hot as Florida is right now. *dies*
Warning: Video is one of ours, ergo is mildly irreverent. Shocker.
September Week 2 Newsletter

September Week 2 Newsletter

This was a rough week in recent and not-so-recent history, yeah?

We get it. Here's a rapid-fire round-up instead of that therapy you need to schedule. Featuring free downloads, weird websites and our TikTok response to the iPhone 17.

How to Emotionally Recover After Waving Back at Someone Who Was Waving to Someone Else

How to Emotionally Recover After Waving Back at Someone Who Was Waving to Someone Else

Existential Screaming Into the Void (AKA Your Car)

Parking lot therapy at its finest. Just…maybe park the car over in the far corner first, lest some Susan Do-Gooder tap on your window to "check if you're okay" and then you literally die of embarrassment.

Like, no duh, I'm clearly not okay, Susan. I'm ugly crying and screaming in my car in a parking lot, you dingbat.