October 3, 2025
The 1-Minute Wit
Total Reading Time: ~1 minute
Enough time to mute and block That One Friend from high school who's become a super annoying Swiftie
What We're Laughing At
💨Seven Minutes of Fake Farts
Because we all want to be HumorBagel when we grow up
Because we all want to be HumorBagel when we grow up
👀An Unfortunate Spelling Mistake
Very few things are improved by adding the word "anus"
Very few things are improved by adding the word "anus"
🖕🏼This Hidden Middle Finger Statue
Perfect for when that meeting should have been an email
Perfect for when that meeting should have been an email
🫧Limited Edition Fried Clam Soap
Who doesn't want to smell like the kitchen of two-star motel?
Who doesn't want to smell like the kitchen of two-star motel?
🎃Halloween Pranking 101
Even if they're staged, these never get old
Even if they're staged, these never get old
🥩Canned Yeti Meat
Don't tell our mascot, he's on thin ice already
Don't tell our mascot, he's on thin ice already
Weird & Wholesome
Microdose yourself with our team's top picks for weird, witty and wholesome stuff we've found online this week.
We're partial to the bloodshot eyeball, obvi
Loren ipsum, but bacon-ated. We dig it.
Remind you of someone who won't shut up in the morning?
*Sorry, that's DUMPkin Spice
Because weeks like this we kinda need a magic button
Small brain, big cuteness
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Pumpkin spice has zero pumpkin flavor in it
