September 19, 2025
The 1-Minute Wit
Total Reading Time: ~1 minute
Unless you get caught in the doomscroll that is our X account. We get it, we're awesome. Duolingo could never.
What We're Laughing At This Week
🚓The 11th Commandment
We're not the only ones who think people who can't park correctly can go to...well, somewhere that's as hot as Florida is right now. *dies*
We're not the only ones who think people who can't park correctly can go to...well, somewhere that's as hot as Florida is right now. *dies*
Warning: Video is one of ours, ergo is mildly irreverent. Shocker.
🍺Raise (or Drop) Your Glass
We offer a respectful toast to this epic recurring prank and the beautiful genius behind it
We offer a respectful toast to this epic recurring prank and the beautiful genius behind it
🎃#PSL Overdose
Forbes' pumpkin spice roundup for you weirdos who eat things that taste like candles. We're laughing at you, not with you
Forbes' pumpkin spice roundup for you weirdos who eat things that taste like candles. We're laughing at you, not with you
💡This Night Light
Main image choices were made, and our marketing team has the mind of a 13yo boy
Main image choices were made, and our marketing team has the mind of a 13yo boy
🙀Literal Scaredy Cats
No animals were harmed in the making of this montage. We think.
No animals were harmed in the making of this montage. We think.
🏴☠️It Was Talk Like a Pirate Day Today!
A yeti, a pirate, and a parrot walk into a barrrrrrrr, matey
A yeti, a pirate, and a parrot walk into a barrrrrrrr, matey
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"Good but the water is not reusable"
...no. No, it isn't, Vinny. Bless.
Yeti Thoughts
The universe is expanding, so you've technically
never been in the same place twice
never been in the same place twice
