Last weekend, I was helping my parents do some early morning shopping (as one does). Of course, in true boomer fashion, we eschewed the abhorrent self-checkout (as one certainly does not do) and instead opted for the over-caffeinated, underpaid human cashier instead.

Too busy placing a much-needed Dunkin’ order on my mobile app, I nearly missed when the cashier asked my dad if he wanted his milk in a bag. 

Without missing a beat, dear old Dad of course replied, "No thanks, I'll keep it in the carton."

🐶Friday is National Take Your Dog to Work Day! This week, we acknowledge that corporate America has gone mutts, and the most pup-ular solution is bringing actual dogs to work. Nothing says #gonetothedogs like telling the boss that his constant hounding is unleashing resentment, not creativity. But fur real, your four-legged friend knows how to deal with ruff days, and unlike your cubicle mate, will work like a...well, you get the idea.

 @thewittyyeti   So, we did a thing. And then had to do another thing. Because, well, good help is hard to find these days. And our social media ...

Our products aren't for everyone, but they're definitely for these people.   Five stars, no notes. We love y'all. (And we censored your names and l...

Dogs > People, We Shih Tzu Not   Who could say no to these faces? 

This morning unlocked a new achievement for us: Coffee #5 before 10 AM. ¿Cinco cafés? En esta economía?? 

Meanwhile, I'm running in drought mode like I'm auditioning for Survivor: Windowsill Edition. I’m a cactus, Jessica, not a camel.