June 15, 2025
Witty Weekly
🐶Friday is National Take Your Dog to Work Day! This week, we acknowledge that corporate America has gone mutts, and the most pup-ular solution is bringing actual dogs to work. Nothing says #gonetothedogs like telling the boss that his constant hounding is unleashing resentment, not creativity. But fur real, your four-legged friend knows how to deal with ruff days, and unlike your cubicle mate, will work like a...well, you get the idea.

In This Issue:
- Pawse & Pet the Dog, FFS
- Does Facebook Hate Us? (Spoiler Alert: It Might)
- Hilarious Product Reviews That Made Our Whole Week

Dogs > People, We Shih Tzu Not
Who could say no to these faces? Your doggy serotonin boost is waiting.
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New Page, Who Dis?
Us: We make hilarious gag gifts!
Facebook: Here's 3 people who might like your page.

69 People Found This Helpful
Our products aren't for everyone, but they're definitely for these people. Five stars.
Read MoreWeird & Wholesome
Here's what we're loving this week in the world of chaotic good.
New app on the block: Roots
Roots helps you unplug from social media by blocking the content you're doomscrolling 'til you point the camera at your pup and pet him.
Sounds like a win/win to us.

Witty Wildcard
Need a break from answering emails? Queueing at the DMV? Stalking your ex on Instagram? Take your chances below on a random boredom-breaker.
Give Me a Side QuestYeti Thoughts
Cereal is just breakfast soup.
