Day 47 of spectator mode on Jessica's desk. 

This morning unlocked a new achievement for us: Coffee #5 before 10 AM. ¿Cinco cafés? En esta economía?? 

Meanwhile, I'm running in drought mode like I'm auditioning for Survivor: Windowsill Edition. I’m a cactus, Jessica, not a camel.

But at least the entertainment is free. I just watched her tell Keith she "absolutely loved his presentation," then immediately Slacked her work bestie that it was "the Ted Talk from hell." Classic.

I mean. She’s not wrong, but that could be the 60 ounces of caffeine talking.

Meanwhile, I’ll just be over here, silently judging. Rationing the tablespoon of water I got last Tuesday when the cat knocked over that stupid #girlboss tumbler. And possibly dreaming of Triffids.

Until the next negligent misting,

Your Cactus Who Has Seen Some Sh*t