Last weekend, I was helping my parents do some early morning shopping (as one does). Of course, in true boomer fashion, we eschewed the abhorrent self-checkout (as one certainly does not do) and instead opted for the over-caffeinated, underpaid human cashier instead.

Too busy placing a much-needed Dunkin’ order on my mobile app, I nearly missed when the cashier asked my dad if he wanted his milk in a bag. 

Without missing a beat, dear old Dad of course replied, "No thanks, I'll keep it in the carton."