Stocking Stuffers for Those Hardest to Shop For

Stocking Stuffers for Those Hardest to Shop For

Why are guys so hard to shop for?

Women are super easy: they have dozens upon dozens of little things they want. Sometimes they already HAVE one of what they ask for, but they need a new version.

Like makeup—she definitely already has makeup. But not this shade of pink. Not this new thing of eye shadow. And certainly not this color handbag.

Like I said, easy peasy to shop for. The ideas list is endless for women.

But guys? It's like Mission: Impossible. No intel, no preferences, and the target insists "whatever's fine." It's just you defusing a bomb while Tom Cruise whispers, "He already has a nose hair trimmer."

Stocking stuffers are particularly the worst. Everything I consider for my husband, brother, dad, and father-in-law, I can hear them in chorus saying, "Why would I need that??"

So here are my favorite stocking stuffer picks for dudes. Consider it my Christmas present to you. You're welcome.

  1. Dehydrated Water
Can of dehydrated water with text and a graphic of water splashing.

Comes in a really cool box with more jokes and yup, it'll fit in a standard-sized stocking.

  1. Shart Survival Kit: Tactical Edition

Perfect for the hunter or military member of your family. And, chances are, they'll probably end up using it.

  1. Extra Small Condoms
Pack of extra small condoms with funny packaging on a white background

I don't recommend giving these to your dad. But your brother? Hell yeah.

  1. Bad Parking Cards
Main Product Image: "Bad Parking Cards: Hit & Run Edition" with example cards showing funny insults for bad drivers.

For that person who can't stop complaining about all the idiots on the road. Oh, that's you? Ok, well you must get it from somebody in your family. So give these to that person.

  1. Eye Bleach
Eye bleach prank bottle with box on a white background

Perfect for your nephew who recently walked in on his parents in flagrante. 😬

  1. "Because You Probably Touched Your Junk" Hand Sanitizer
Two bottles of hand sanitizer with a funny label on a white background

This is my personal favorite because:

  1. It's actual hand sanitizer
  2. It smells really good (citrus-y)
  3. They probably did, and they need it