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Monday is Labor Day in the US, AKA the calendar equivalent of a participation trophy for surviving another summer of climate change and chaos, and nowhere near enough iced coffee to cope with either.
Here's hoping we exchange The Great 2025 Dumpster Fire for a bonfire and sweater weather in the coming weeks. Meanwhile, sit back and enjoy the hard-earned fruits of your Labor Day weekend.
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