January Week 5 Newsletter

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January 30, 2026

What We're Laughing At

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๐Ÿš“ Thou Shalt Not Park Like an Asshole
Warning: irreverence and (bleeped) profanity. Shocker.

๐Ÿ— Bucket of Chicken...Ice Cream?
Something something finger licking good, etc.

๐Ÿ‘ Are My Cheeks Swollen
If you asked "Which ones," we have the same sense of humor

๐Ÿ”ฅ Drop It Like It's a Hot Iron
Starting the kids early with pranks, noice. We approve.

๐ŸŒต Succulents & Swears Coloring Book
For when life leaves you feeling a little prick-ly

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This Week in Weird & Wholesome

Rat Paintings.

Tiny paintings, made by actual pet rats.ย 

That's it, that's the shop.

You're welcome.

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It Heckin' COLD.

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