Witty Yeti's Because You Probably Touched Your Junk Hand Sanitizer 2 Pack. I Don't Know Where Your Hands Have Been! Hilarious Travel Size Bottles Are a Funny Gag Gift Idea & Adult Stocking Stuffer

Witty Yeti's Because You Probably Touched Your Junk Hand Sanitizer 2 Pack. I Don't Know Where Your Hands Have Been! Hilarious Travel Size Bottles Are a Funny Gag Gift Idea & Adult Stocking Stuffer

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  • What Do I Get?

    Your order comes with a total of 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

  • Free Shipping

    Your order will ship for free via standard service (5-6 days). If you'd like quicker service (3-4 days), select expedited shipping during checkout.

  • Returns

    If you're not completely satisfied, shoot us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we'll make it right. We promise!

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Each order comes with two (2) bottles of hand sanitizer

As real as venereal disease, my friend. OK, I’ve been told that mentioning venereal disease is kinda weird to bring up when trying to sell hand sanitizer, but you get my point!

If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

  • WE ALL TOUCH OUR JUNK, but some of us wash our hands after touching our genitals. In case your friend falls into the non-washing group, finally a product that will pound the point home.
  • DID YOU HEAR THE SINK RUNNING when they were in the bathroom? Were you listening right outside the door? That’s a little creepy, but you can’t be too careful, amirite?
  • EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT FOR MEN & WOMEN. According to a study I just made up, almost 8 out of 10 people love this product. The other 2 are just upset they got shamed for not washing their hands!
  • TWO BOTTLE VALUE PACK. Each bottle holds 2 ounces of alcohol-based hand sanitizer because who knows what they did to themselves earlier in the day.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. If you’re not completely happy with your order, just send us an email and we promise to make it right.