Witty Yetis Bad Parking Business Cards 5 Fun Designs, 50 Note Pack. Shame The Idiot Parkers of The World with Swift Justice. Funny Revenge for Mean Road Ragers & Morons. Gag Gift, Insult Set & Prank

Witty Yetis Bad Parking Business Cards 5 Fun Designs, 50 Note Pack. Shame The Idiot Parkers of The World with Swift Justice. Funny Revenge for Mean Road Ragers & Morons. Gag Gift, Insult Set & Prank

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    Your order comes with a total of 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It's about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are. Swift, Quiet Revenge Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down (or something like that). Either way, you'll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods. Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children) Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. It's the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor. The Cards You might want to check your steering wheel for shit because it looks like it was parked by an asshole. Wow! Another Euro-import driver parked his car like an asshole. Shocking! Ford 3:50 - And the Lord sayeth, you park like a fucking moron. My grandmother parks better than you. And she's blind, armless, and dead. Learn to park. Asshole. What's in the Package? Each order comes with a total of 50 cards consisting of 5 jokes (10 cards per joke). If you're not satisfied, these are backed by Witty Yeti's 30-day, no questions asked money back guarantee.

  • SICK OF A**HOLES PARKING LIKE JERKS? Finally you can unleash your righteous anger with Witty Yeti's funny parking notes.
  • LIKE A FAKE PARKING TICKET BUT MEANER. Simply slip it under the windshield wiper, through the driver's door window, or into the gas tank with some sugar...Editor's Note: Definitely don't do this.
  • DEPUTIZE YOURSELF in the fight against bad parking. We can't win without your help, soldier. There are people parking over the lines as we speak!
  • SERVE THE PARKING GODS by distributing instant justice to the disrespectful idiots incapable of following the basic rules of parking lot decency.
  • PRINTED ON THICK, CLASSY UV COATED PAPER for maximum revenge. Each pack comes with 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.