Witty Yeti Hilarious Bad Parking Cards Street Justice Edition 50 Pk 5X 10 Designs Perfect for Shaming Drivers. Funny Road Rage Revenge, Gag Gift, Prank Insult Set and White Elephant Novelty

Witty Yeti Hilarious Bad Parking Cards Street Justice Edition 50 Pk 5X 10 Designs Perfect for Shaming Drivers. Funny Road Rage Revenge, Gag Gift, Prank Insult Set and White Elephant Novelty

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    Your order comes with a total of 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

How many times have you asked yourself, "Is it really that hard?" as you try not to door-ding the terribly parked car next to yours? Whether you deputize yourself or give the gag gift of parking revenge, these bad parking cards will help win the war against arguably the simplest part of driving - parking the damn car.

How many markers did you sniff as a kid to park this badly?

I didn't realize assholes as big as you could fit into cars this small. Learn to park, douche.

Thanks for parking so close, shitstain. Next time, leave me a can opener so I can get my fucking car out!

You SUCK at parking.

ISIS called. They love your parking job, you fucking terrorist.

Like sex, parking is better with your eyes open. Well, sex with somebody other than you, at least

This is the shittiest parking job I've seen all year! Go back to Driver's Ed, you fucking amateur!

Fantastic parking, Dickwad. You really put your heart and soul into sucking this bad.

This parking jobs is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent driving were you even close to anything that could be considered good parking. Everyone in this parking lot is now dumber for having witnessed this. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

"This is a great parking job" - Satan


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  • GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don't have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car? Leave a card so even if you're long gone, your angry sentiment lingers.
  • SERVE STREET JUSTICE AS A PARKING VIGILANTE. Be the superhero society needs with our meaner than average bad parking tickets and let the shitty drivers of the world know exactly how terrible they are
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  • GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift giving and hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.
  • THICK DURABLE PAPER = LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer in inclement weather and look super professional.