Witty Yeti 5

Witty Yeti 5" x 7" Hilarious Rude Happy Birthday Greeting Card W/Envelope, 1 Pk

Regular price $6.99 $6.99 Sale

  • What Do I Get?

    Your order comes with a total of 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

  • Free Shipping

    Your order will ship for free via standard service (5-6 days). If you'd like quicker service (3-4 days), select expedited shipping during checkout.

  • Returns

    If you're not completely satisfied, shoot us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we'll make it right. We promise!


This rude over-the-hill greeting card is sure to get laughs. This sarcastic card with a cute and colorful cupcake illustration will spread joy and laughter at your next birthday celebration with friends or family.

They might forget everything else but they won't forget this card. Your mom, dad, husband, wife, or anyone with a great sense of humor would love this. Our unique design means they'll want to hold on to this as a keepsake.

This card includes a white envelope that easily fits each card. Buy their birthday card online this year to avoid the lines in your local store.


Witty Yeti offers standard shipping on all of our funny birthday greeting cards and free returns within 60 days of purchase. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Shopify messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!