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- EVERYBODY POOPS & IT'S HIGH-TIME WE ACKNOWLEDGED IT. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Let's start a rallying cry of honks in support of this natural bodily process.
- MESS WITH YOUR FRIENDS. Stick the 3" x 6" bumper sticker on anything where your victim won't expect it. Just imagine your oblivious friend driving around for days with this on his or her bumper!
- GREAT GAG GIFT for a secret santa, graduation, fraternity or sorority initiation, white elephant, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor.
- APRIL FOOLS ALL YEAR LONG. The world needs more fun and lighthearted pranks. Everyone will get a kick out of this hilarious practical joke pack.
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS OR YOUR MONEY BACK. Â You and your friends will laugh your asses off when they get home and try to figure out why everyone was honking at them.