We Mail Your Target a Hilariously Labeled Package to Make Them Cringe. Great Gag Gift & Practical Joke. Guaranteed to Mortify & Offend!
Put on your big girl panties and get to work! These are approximately business-card sized decals at 2 inch x 3 inch (5cm x 7.6cm). Each order includes eight (8) slogan decals, one (1) American Flag Punisher Skull decal, and one (1) “Screw U” sticker for a total of 10 stickers.
Honestly, how hard is it to calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy? Remember Dolly? She thought she was testing the speed of the drill press. Turns out she was testing the tensile strength of her forearm. Because you just can’t train stupid. I swear if Bill tells me how the box joint has four keyholes again... And not just on the weekends. Some of us think about the future and plan accordingly. Ted is obviously not one of those people. Seriously. F*** this. Absolutely! Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your decals will definitely stand up for the long haul. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We completely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
- TOUGH STICKERS FOR TOUGH WORKERS. You know your stuff and get the job done. Let the world know what you’re about with this 10 pack of pro-worker, high-quality vinyl decals.
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS AT WORK. These eight funny sayings are always a hit at any job site, garage, or place where people do real, physical work.
- PERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR. At 2” x 3”, these high-quality decals are big enough to be readable from a distance and small enough to still fit on a hard hat or toolbox.
- GREAT GIFT FOR WORKING MEN & WOMEN. Anybody who works with their hands will appreciate this unique set of decals they can use to customize their worksite and belongings.
- USA-MADE & SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. If you’re not completely happy with your high-quality decals printed on durable, weather & UV-resistant vinyl, we promise to make it right or your money back!
Make sure you select your target's address
If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.
If you want to leave them a note
On the "Cart" page, there is a box for "Add a Gift Note." Type your message in there, and we will print out the note and include it inside the package.
If you want them to have to sign for it in-person
Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We'll upgrade the shipping so they'll have to sign for it in person. It'll be hilarious.
If you aren't completely satisfied with your prank, simply send us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!