PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONHonestly, how hard is it to calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy? Remember Dolly? She thought she was testing the speed of the drill press. Turns out she was testing the tensile strength of her forearm. Because you just can’t train stupid. I swear if Bill tells me how the box joint has four key holes again... And not just on the weekends. Some of us think about the future and plan accordingly. Ted is obviously not one of those people. Seriously. F*** this. Put on your big girl panties and get to work! These are approximately business-card sized decals at 2 inch x 3 inch (5cm x 7.6cm). Absolutely! Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your decals will definitely stand up for the long-haul. Each order includes eight (8) slogan decals, one (1) American Flag Punisher Skull decal, and one (1) “Screw U” sticker for a total of 10 stickers. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We completely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
- TOUGH STICKERS FOR TOUGH WORKERS. You know your stuff and get the job the done. Let the world know what you’re about with this 10 pack of pro-worker, high-quality vinyl decals.
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS AT WORK. These eight funny sayings are always a hit at any jobsite, garage, or place where people do real, physical work.
- PERSONALIZE YOUR GEAR. At 2” x 3”, these high-quality decals are big enough to be readable from a distance and small enough to still fit on a hard hat or toolbox.
- GREAT GIFT FOR WORKING MEN & WOMEN. Anybody who works with their hands will appreciate this unique set of decals they can use to customize their worksite and belongings.
- USA-MADE & SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. If you’re not completely happy with your high-quality decals printed on durable, weather & UV-resistant vinyl, we promise to make it right or your money back!