We Mail Your Friend a Hilariously Labeled Package that's Spring-Loaded with Penis Confetti!
- TINY PENISES EVERYWHERE! Seriously. You’ve (probably) never seen so many dicks.
- EMBARRASSMENT + TINY PENISES = HILARITY! Now your victim has the chore of getting a dustpan and broom or vacuum to clean up a mess of little penises in front of everyone.
- GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY ANONYMOUS. You can still leave a note for your friend by choosing “This is a Gift” during checkout. Your new enemy will probably be too angry to read it though.
- UPGRADE TO MAKE THEM SIGN FOR IT IN-PERSON. Choose Expedited Shipping to upgrade your prank and make them sign for the package in person. They’ll have to sit there signing a slip while the mailman silently judges them.
- WE MAIL IT DIRECTLY TO THEM, so make sure you put in your target’s name and address, unless you really enjoy pranking your future self. No backsies if you send it to yourself!
------- INSTRUCTIONS ------- Make sure you select your target’s address
If you send it to yourself, we will laugh at you.
To leave them a note
Check “This is a gift” near the “Add to Cart” button, then at checkout, type your message in the “Gift Message” box. We'll print out the note and include it in the package.
To make them sign for it in-person
Choose Make Them Sign For It to upgrade the shipping so they’ll have to sign for it in person. It’s hilarious!
------ FAQ ------ What are your other “website” names?
Search for “BigAssDildos” and “MicroPenisCure” to send one from there. We’ll be adding more over time. All our “website” prank products have non-glitter bomb options as well.
What if they open the glitter bomb from the wrong end?
We have sealed the non-glitter bomb end so they can't open it incorrectly. They are guaranteed to have a big sack of dicks unleashed all over the place.
If they shake the tube, will they hear the confetti moving around?
No way! We take pride in packing our penises tightly to keep anyone from suspecting a thing.
I made my victim sign for it, and they weren’t home. Now What?
Now the real fun begins! Your victim will to have to drive all the way to the post office where they will wait in line while everyone in town queues up behind them to watch them sign for this ridiculous adult package and have to walk out in shame! Genius, right!? And once they get home and open it, they’ll still have to clean up all those dicks!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your prank, just reach out to us through the messaging service and we'll respond within 24 hours to make it right even on weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!