Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift
$27.99
Just the Facts
- • Includes everything but your pride. Tissues, wipes, underwear, badge, card & keepsake tin.
- • Travel-size tin: 5.25" x 4". Small enough to panic quietly.
- • Disposable underwear included. Because sometimes leaving is easier than cleaning.
- • Not flushable. Just like this whole situation.
- • Perfect for gag gifts and bad ideas. Great for coworkers, siblings, or fearless eaters.
- • Ships free. Returns free. 60 days to pretend none of this happened.
Want to Know More?
Disaster strikes. Be ready.
The Original Shart Survival Kit is your first line of defense against betrayal by burrito.
Packed inside a travel-sized keepsake tin (5.25" x 4") are the true essentials:
• Tissues
• Alcohol-free wet wipes (10 pack)
• Disposable white underwear
• Emergency instructions
• A survivor's badge
This isn't just a gag gift—it's a highly functional panic button for your backside. Whether it's a risky sneeze or a silent gamble gone wrong, this kit turns regret into resilience.
Perfect for:
• White elephant parties
• Coworkers with questionable diets
• Friends who swear "that never happens to them"
Not flushable. Not forgettable. Not optional.
Give the gift that says, "I believe in your ability to bounce back... kinda."
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