The Original Dehydrated Water Gag Gift
$9.99
Just the Facts
- • Scientifically dehydrated. Which is to say: we didn't put any in.
- • Exact dimensions? 4.49 x 4.02 x 3.9 in. Calm down, Karen.
- • Real steel can. Fake contents. Full commitment.
- • Gluten-free, cruelty-free, hydration-free. The holy trinity of fake health benefits.
- • Great for desks, stocking stuffers, or cult rituals. We're not here to judge.
- • Free Shipping. Free Returns within 60 days. But let's be honest, you're not returning this.
Want to Know More?
Hydration, simplified.
This is a 16oz can of 100% Dehydrated Water — scientifically engineered to contain absolutely nothing. Just add water to rehydrate your supply. It's that easy.
Crafted from real steel, this container is designed for long-term storage of the world's most flexible resource: the absense of moisture. Whether you're prepping for the end of times or just want to shine light on someone's hydration status, this gift delivers.
Why Dehydrated Water?
• Lightweight
• Calorie-free
• Emotionally refreshing
• Impossible to spill
It's perfect for campers, survivalists, scientists who've given up, and anyone who deserves a laugh disguised as a solution.
Specs:
• Dimensions: 4.49" x 4.02" x 3.9"
• Contents: existential vacuum
• Results may vary depending on actual hydration status
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