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The perfect gift for someone with nothing to hide. Literally.
This 5-pack of Extra Small Condoms is the ultimate gag gift for roast parties, white elephant swaps, or passive-aggressive breakups. Each micro-sized rubber reminder comes packaged like the real thing—except the emotional damage is included free of charge.
Crafted from real rubber and absolutely zero usable confidence, this gift is ideal for:
• Bachelor parties
• Breakups (yours or theirs)
• That one friend who brags a little too much
• Your ex. You know the one.
What's inside?
• 5 laughably small condoms
• A healthy dose of humility
• And a whole lot of regret (probably theirs)
Whether you're aiming for laughs, awkward silence, or lifelong emotional scarring — this gift delivers.
Not for actual use. Seriously. We tested nothing.

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