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Trebuchet not included.
But based on the box, your moral compass probably isn't either.
It's a prank box. An empty one. But at first glance, it looks like you've gifted someone a medieval baby-flinging device—and that's what makes it beautiful.
Because nothing says "I love you" like watching someone try to politely unwrap a future crime in front of relatives.
Slide your real gift inside, seal it up, and enjoy a front-row seat as concern slowly builds.
For people who deserve better than sincerity:
• Baby showers that need a plot twist*
• Parents with a sense of humor (or without sleep)
• Coworkers who shouldn't reproduce (but might)
• White elephant exchanges where you're playing to win
The box ships flat, stands upright, and contains no children. Or launch mechanism. Just pure chaos—measuring 11" x 9" x 3.25" of questionable judgment.
The box is empty. Your intentions don't have to be.
*Continued presence at the baby shower not guaranteed

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