PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONHow big is the sticker? This is a legit warning sticker at 3 inches tall and 6 inches long. We haven’t skimped on size. We promise you’ll be happy with it. Absolutely. Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your sticker will definitely stand up for the long-haul. Why does everyone keep putting their penises in the machinery? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Don’t do it Tom...TOM! TOM STOP. Sonofabitch I’m gonna have to clean that up now. Definitely the fuel door on their car, truck or ATV. Don’t forget about the toaster, the vice in the garage, the vacuum cleaner, the leaf blower, their laptop, and of course the key hole on their office/apartment/dorm door. These stickers are completely unambiguous with a picture/diagram that makes the looming danger of whatever they are stuck to perfectly evident. So many euphemisms. But no, these suckers will be permanent reminders of what not to put in whatever they’re adhered to. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
- ARE YOUR COWORKERS TOTAL MORONS? Mine are too. These stickers have saved so many dicks at our shop, it’s ri-dick-ulous. So many dicks.
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- BRO, DON’T PUT THAT THERE! Rest easy knowing you’ve properly labeled all the potential dangers of the world, keeping your friends and their first mates safe.
- MOUNT A CAMPAIGN AGAINST DISMEMBERMENT. You know your dumbass coworkers are going to put their dicks in that shiny new machine. Use These Stickers to Prevent that inevitable workers comp claim.
- 100% SAFETY GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. If your friends use our product as directed, and still sustain a dick-related wound, let us know immediately so we can personally laugh at them.