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You asked for nothing. So we made it.
Need something for the friend who has everything? The co-worker with no personality? The sibling who keeps asking for "nothing" every year?
You're covered. This is the most satisfying non-gift you'll ever give.
It's wrapped in real, display-worthy packaging, designed to look like an actual present—until they open it and discover a whole lot of nothing inside. The result? Confusion, laughter, maybe a little betrayal... and a story they'll tell forever.
Why it works:
• Looks real. Feels empty. Delivers laughs.
• Filled with clever jokes and petty delight.
• Great for Secret Santa, birthdays, breakups, or your emotionally unavailable ex.
• It's comedy, psychology, and chaos in one airtight dome.
You could've bought them something useful.
Instead, you bought them something unforgettable.

The Witty Yeti Guarantee
We stand (and maybe hide) behind all of our gag gifts and prank products. If you're not happy, we're not happy--and we want to know!
Just email us at Support@WittyYeti.com. Our witty service agents are on call 24/7 (weekends included!) to guarantee your satisfaction or your money back.