Military Grade Shart Wipes, Single Pack
$9.99
Just the Facts
- Time to call in the Poop Troop, the only unit that fights dirty and wins clean.
- You need backup from soldiers who've earned their Brown Badge of Courage.
- Alcohol-free and skin safe. Definitely more comfortable than that curry you ate.
- Compact resealable pack for concealed carry.
- Contains 10 tactical-grade wipes total (1 pack of 10 wipes)
Want to Know More?
- WHEN YOUR GUT GOES ROGUE, you need someone with you in the trenches, and Witty Yeti has your back, soldier. We’re ready to fight dirty, even if your underwear isn’t.
- CLEAN UP YOUR BOWELS' DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE. Our tactical reinforcement pack has you covered with a resealable pack of No-BS Butt Wipes.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE, though we can’t warrant your dignity. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee so if at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right (your pants are a lost cause, though).
- THE PERFECT GIFT FOR INTESTINAL INSURRECTION. Give the gift of preparedness to anyone who's ever gambled on a fart and lost. When their belly betrays them in enemy territory, they'll remember who had their back (and rear) when it mattered most.
- SILENT BUT DEADLY WENT LOUD AND PROUD. Sometimes the element of surprise works against you - like when that "silent" becomes a trumpet solo.
The Witty Yeti Guarantee
We stand (and maybe hide) behind all of our gag gifts and prank products. If you're not happy, we're not happy--and we want to know!
Just email us at Support@WittyYeti.com. Our witty service agents are on call 24/7 (weekends included!) to guarantee your satisfaction or your money back.