You Are a DICK Cards, 25 Pack

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  • What Do I Get?

    Your order comes with a total of 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

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  • WE’VE ALL BEEN SHAFTED BEFORE. Get back at those who’ve wronged you with Witty Yeti’s new “You Are a D**K” calling card.
  • FRIEND GIVING YOU A HARD TIME? Slip one in their backpack. Spunky coworker trying to beat you on a project? Dad making fun of you for being small? (Don’t worry, we all know you’re a grower).
  • WHIP OUT A GREAT GAG GIFT. You’re looking for a novelty gift for someone who enjoys tasteful, understated humor, then these D**K cards are for you. This stroke of genius is guaranteed to bring 45-60 seconds of pure bliss.
  • HAVE A FRIEND NAMED RICHARD? There has literally never been a more perfect gift for him. You are actively doing him a disservice if you don’t get him these. Don’t be a D**K to Dick.
  • UNLEASH 3.5” OF ROCK HARD JUSTICE. You Are a D**K cards are printed on business-card sized (2” x 3.5”) 16pt, high quality UV-coated paper for maximum impact. A total of 25 D**K cards per order!

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