You Are a CUNT Cards, 25 Pack

You Are a CUNT Cards, 25 Pack

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  • What Do I Get?

    Your order comes with a total of 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

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  • WE ALL KNOW SOMEBODY WHO IS JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST… wouldn’t it be nice to quickly and quietly communicate to them just how awful they are? Now you finally can with Witty Yeti’s new “You Are a C**t” calling card (NOTE: ACTUAL CARDS ARE UNBLURRED).
  • COWORKER TALKING SMACK? Drop one in his desk. Neighbor leaving trash in your yard? Drop one in her mailbox. Wife demanding you spend more time with her and the kids...Editor’s Note: Probably skip this last scenario.
  • ARE YOU & YOUR FRIENDS SICK & TWISTED people who enjoy games like Cards Against Humanity or You Are an Idiot Bad Parking Cards? They’re guaranteed to love these ridiculously simple and to the point c**t cards.
  • MAKES FOR A GREAT SHOCK OR GAG GIFT for a secret or dirty santa, white elephant, or fraternity/sorority initiation or rush gift
  • THE HARSHEST OF INSULTS, now available in handy 2” x 3.5” 16pt, high quality UV-coated business cards for maximum impact. 25 C**T cards per order!

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