"I Heart Penis" Bumper Stickers

Regular price $29.99 $8.49 Sale

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Your order will ship for free via standard service (5-6 days). If you'd like quicker service (3-4 days), select expedited shipping during checkout.

Totally Anonymous

It will ship directly from us with absolutely nothing that can be used to identify you. It's a fun, risk-free prank!

Product Description

We Mail Your Target a Hilariously Labeled Package to Make Them Cringe. Great Gag Gift & Practical Joke. Guaranteed to Mortify & Offend!

You don't have to wait until April Fool's Day to spread the joy with our funny bumper stickers. Leave them on the cars of your unsuspecting friends, families (or strangers if you're brave enough), and let the good times roll. With 10 stickers in a pack, they're a great deal but even if they weren't the reactions of your unaware victims are priceless! Whether you're pranking your boss, spouse, or grandma, we recommend a quick exit.

Do you really love your friends if you don't prank them in the most epic ways possible? Start with our hilarious I love Penis bumper sticker. Leave your friends in the dark with our funny decal perfect for sticking on the belongings, they probably deserve it anyway. It's the best way to assert your place as the life of the party!

Witty Yeti offers standard shipping on all of our bumper stickers and free returns within 60 days of purchase. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Shopify messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!



Ordering Instructions

Make sure you select your target's address

If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.

If you want to leave them a note

On the "Cart" page, there is a box for "Add a Gift Note." Type your message in there, and we will print out the note and include it inside the package.

If you want them to have to sign for it in-person

Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We'll upgrade the shipping so they'll have to sign for it in person. It'll be hilarious.

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

If you aren't completely satisfied with your prank, simply send us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!