PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Ram a Mighty Rod of Unadulterated Ego-Shattering Insecurity Through the Heart of All Your Friends.
- “NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT…” - We don’t care what you and your friends do on your time, we just want to make the world laugh.
- BE LOUD. BE PROUD. This is a hilarious way to help your friends show their unabashed pride in who they are.
- WE DON’T JUDGE. You should see the kind of porn we’re into...jeesh...
- MAKE YOUR ELDERLY NEIGHBOR UNCOMFORTABLE. Get with the times, grandpa!
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Your friends will laugh their asses off when you slap one of these on their minivan, door, locker, or wife.