Because You Probably Touched Your Junk Hand Sanitizer 2 Pack

Regular price $12.99 $9.99 Sale

  • What Do I Get?

    Your order comes with a total of 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • WE ALL TOUCH OUR JUNK, but some of us wash our hands after touching our genitals. In case your friend falls into the non-washing group, finally a product that will pound the point home.
  • DID YOU HEAR THE SINK RUNNING when they were in the bathroom? Were you listening right outside the door? That’s a little creepy, but you can’t be too careful, amirite?
  • EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT FOR MEN & WOMEN. According to a study I just made up, almost 8 out of 10 people love this product. The other 2 are just upset they got shamed for not washing their hands!
  • TWO BOTTLE VALUE PACK. Each bottle holds 2 ounces of alcohol-based hand sanitizer because who knows what they did to themselves earlier in the day.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK. If you’re not completely happy with your order, just send us an email and we promise to make it right.