We Mail Your Friend a Blank Package that's Spring-Loaded with Penis Confetti!
- THE MOTHER OF ALL GLITTER BOMBS. Our penis confetti will rocket out like it was shot from a cannon.
- TINY PENISES EVERYWHERE! Seriously. You’ve (probably) never seen so many dicks.
- GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY ANONYMOUS. You can still leave a note for your friend by choosing “This is a Gift” during checkout. Your new enemy will probably be too angry to read it though.
- IMAGINE THEM CLEANING UP ALL THOSE DICKS. We believe the world needs more friendly mischief in it. Like Gandhi said, “Be the change you want to see in the world.” So we send prank penis confetti packages. And YOU CAN TOO!
- WE MAIL IT DIRECTLY TO THEM, so make sure you put in your target’s name and address, unless you really enjoy pranking your future self. No backsies if you send it to yourself!
Choose the Gift of Maximum Cringe
How often do you get to mess with people with just a few clicks. What a time to be alive!
----------- INSTRUCTIONS ----------- Make sure you select your target’s address
If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.
If you want to leave them a note
Check the “This is a gift” box close to the “Add to Cart” button then on the checkout page, type your message in the “Gift Message” box. We will print out the note and include it inside the package.
----------- FAQ ----------- Are you guys serious right now?
As serious as a tube of tiny dicks. Doing God’s work, people.
How do you people sleep at night?
On a waterbed made of the tears of our prank targets.
I received one of these. My coworkers saw it. What the hell do I do now?
There’s only one thing to do: Get Revenge. Search for Witty Yeti on Amazon to see all of our prank options. How about a prank bath bomb that starts out smelling lovely then smells like literal ass after a few minutes? Or an innocuous package that is actually a glitter cannon? We’ve got options for you, baby!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your prank, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!