We Mail Your Target a Hilariously Labeled Package to Make Them Cringe. Great Gag Gift & Practical Joke. Guaranteed to Mortify & Offend!
We Mail Your Friend a Blank Package that's Loaded with Penis Confetti!
- TINY PENISES EVERYWHERE! Our penis confetti will rocket out like it was shot from a cannon. Seriously. You’ve (probably) never seen so many dicks.
- EMBARRASSMENT + TINY PENISES = HILARITY! Now your victim has the chore of getting a dustpan and broom or vacuum to clean up a mess of little penises in front of everyone.
- GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY ANONYMOUS. You can still leave a note for your friend by writing one in the “Add a Gift Note” section, at the bottom of your shopping cart. Your new enemy will probably be too angry to read it though.
- THEY HAVE TO SIGN FOR IT IN PERSON. They’ll have to sit there signing a slip while the mailman silently judges them.
- WE MAIL IT DIRECTLY TO THEM, so make sure you put in your target’s name and address - unless you really enjoy pranking your future self. No backsies if you send it to yourself!
Choose the Gift of Maximum Cringe
How often do you get to mess with people with just a few clicks? What a time to be alive!
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Make sure you select your target’s address
If you send it to yourself, we will laugh at you.
To leave them a note
Write one in the “Add a Gift Note” section (at the bottom of your shopping cart). We'll print out the note and include it in the package.
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Are you guys serious right now?
As serious as a tube of tiny dicks. Doing God’s work, people.
What if they open the glitter bomb from the wrong end?
We have sealed the non-glitter bomb end so they can't open it incorrectly. They are guaranteed to have a big sack of dicks unleashed all over the place.
How do you people sleep at night?
On a waterbed made of the tears of our prank targets.
I received one of these. My coworkers saw it. What the hell do I do now?
There’s only one thing to do: Get Revenge. Search for Witty Yeti on Amazon to see all of our prank options. How about a prank bath bomb that starts out smelling lovely then smells like literal ass after a few minutes? Or an innocuous package that is actually a glitter cannon? We’ve got options for you, baby!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your prank, just reach out to us through the messaging service and we'll respond within 24 hours to make it right even on weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
Make sure you select your target's address
If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.
If you want to leave them a note
On the "Cart" page, there is a box for "Add a Gift Note." Type your message in there, and we will print out the note and include it inside the package.
If you want them to have to sign for it in-person
Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We'll upgrade the shipping so they'll have to sign for it in person. It'll be hilarious.
If you aren't completely satisfied with your prank, simply send us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!